Meeting with Megatron went as well as I could have hoped, if not a little predictable. He went on and on about securing energy and so forth. Turns out they use a lot of it.
That blackout in Toronto last week was their doing. Something went wrong when they were sapping energy at one of the transformer stations (no pun intended) and the city block went dark.
As a nice side effect, it was definitely evil to leave all those seniors without power during the coldest week of the year. They’re so evil that they’re accidentally evil. I admire that.
Megatron and I didn’t really have much business to speak of other than that, however. Most of the conversation then revolved around whose movie was going to be better. I told him the only movies of us that mattered were the ones from the ‘80s, even though they both had considerably defamatory depictions of the both of us in them.
He agreed. We also agreed that the COBRA movie will be better because it won’t have that turd-burglar Shia LaBeouf in it.
Oh they brought Soundwave this time, and he played me the new OutKast. Those little robot tapes look cute at first but that bugger Frenzy tried to bite me.