Apple Tablet Rumors
The internet is abuzz with reports that Apple is preparing to announce a tablet computer this month. Here are some of the most exciting rumors about the device.
Tweaking your résumé in iWork on a tablet will be the most fun you’ve had since being employed.
The battery is recharged by whispering nurturing things to it, singing to it, and sleeping with it.
Multitouch has been expanded to include forehead, chin, and tongue gestures.
Users will be able to read books and newspapers but will typically watch porn instead.
It will double as an expensive MacBook without a physical keyboard.
The device will destroy anyone who asks about Flash.
It will feature a 3.5-inch screen and let you make phone calls intermittently.
